Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Montreal, son!!!!

Yo, dis' Bubba from Crucial Element.


Ghost 'n me gonna be auditionin' for a freestyle competition in Montreal. I ain't never heard of Montreal, so I did some research on da internet. I got side tracked and ended up lookin' up some utha shyyt so I still don't know nuffin' 'bout no Montreal, but I know how to roll a doobie out of an ink pen. Google is off da hook!

But yo, I bet Montreal is off da hook. I bet it's like a beach resort wit' some models 'n whatever.

I hear a bunch 'a famous peeps gonna be there. HBO gonna be there, Showtime gonna be there, I think all of TV is gonna be there, son. If TV is there I'm gonna ask why they took off Cita's World from BET. That show was off the hook, son. She reminded me of my moms.

Aiight....wish us luck in the freestyle competition auditions and we'll holla later.

C.E. suckaaaaaaaaazzzz!

Thursday, February 5, 2009

now DATS whut um talkin' 'bout

YOOOOOO! First 'n foremost, dis ya' boy Bubba from Crucial Element.


Aiight, first thing is first. Christian Bale is OFFICIALLY the new member of Crucial Element, son!!!! I just heard him WAIL on dis bitch ass dude for walkin' too close to him 'n shit. I flipped my shit when I heard dat son....dude is gangsta. It don't get more gangsta than dat. So just to reiterate the shit, the Crucial Element roll call is like this:

-Batman Bale

Yo, I considered offering my lil' homie Michael Phelps membership but dat tall goofy ass mu'fukka don't know what it mean to be on the low with his dirt. Dat swimmin' ass fool was like, "Yo son, take a picture of me hittin' dis bong." Dumb ass mu'fuckka dumb as pet rocks! I mean Ghost and I can do shit like dat 'cause we Crucial Element. Dat is even more true now 'cause if somebody try to cross us, my big homie Batman Bale gonna snap!

You don't want dat!

Anyways, Ghost and I is Crucial Element and da fuzz know whuts really good wit' how we gets busy. Fuck da po-leese!!!!

Aiight, dats all I got. Ya boy ain't up on his swagg today, but next time I'ma be up on my shit.


Tuesday, February 3, 2009

whats good?!

Yo, whuts good people?! Its ya' boy Bubba from Crucial Element.


So Ghost and I are always on the grind to blow up...or at least get blown...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL LOL LOL LMAO ROTFLMAO LOL HAHAHAHA! You know what I'm sayin'.

Anyways, I been anthropologically lookin' at pop culture and my studies concluded dat makin' an explicit tape leads to a guaranteed blow up type of situation. Look at Paris Hilton. That chick don't do nothin' but get arrested and party, but she still blown up. How? Explicit tape, son! So, Ghost and I have decided to make one of these joints and make a billion dollars to invest in gold, japanese corporation, and blow up initiatives.

If you haven't been able to tell already, I been readin' mad bid'ness books 'n shyt. My vocabulary has exceled exponentially with the status quo of what's really poppin'. I red dis book on economix and dats how I figured out dat we should start makin' a surplus of shyt just in case people need it 'cause eventually we all need stuff. Here's my trick though. We go to the grocery stores and buy stuff and den we sell the stuff out of our crib for WAY more money! That way we make profit and bid'ness is all about profit marginal resource managements.

That's another phrase I picked up. See me, son!!!!

Aiight, dats all the time I got. Ghost says what's up. He can't contribute to da blog yet 'cause he got readin' problems. When he tries to read da words is all wobbly and upside down. He asked his moms what the problem is, but she said he's just retarded and there's nothin' no body can do to make him unretarded, so he just can't read or write.

So, like...since he can't read what I'm typin' I wanna take dis moment to say Ghost is mad gay.


I'm kiddin', dats my homie.